I’ve pulled the trigger on a new Fridge, dishwasher (one that you don’t have to roll into the room to use…), disposal, and stove (FIVE BURNERS, #playa), with a significant discount from the folks at Maytag.

But, no one is paying attention to this because at the same time, a press release has gone out that IndyCar has fired Randy Bernard, proving that they are a bunch (sorry in advance, mom) of dipshits.